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Recycle it Your Own Damn Self!

August 7th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Those blue recycling bins are great. They’re a subtle reminder to think twice before you throw recyclables into the garbage can. Although there are a few people who seem to think that trash goes into the recycling bin (please don’t get me started). But these bins serve as another reminder. They display the three words: [...]

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How to do the Algorithm March

July 25th, 2007 · No Comments

I’m taking the day off today to teach the TrackSuit family the algorithm march. You guys should learn it too: Check out 967 Filipino prisoners doing it! Subscribe to the TrackSuit CEO Feed

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Give Me 30 Seconds and I’ll Give You Control Over Your Thoughts

July 20th, 2007 · No Comments

I recently traded my car for a bus pass and I’m getting a lot of reading and writing done on my commute. The only problem is that sometimes when I read in a moving vehicle I start to get car sick. When I start feeling bad I put the book up and immediately start to [...]

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Who Else Wants to Coin a New Word?

July 19th, 2007 · No Comments

Yesterday I was talking about the phenomena of forgetting someone’s name immediately after they are introduced to you. The word name-nesia just came to me and I was pretty sure I had never heard it before. I just coined a word! Well, not so fast. I went to Urban Dictionary, of course, and I’ll be [...]

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Name Memorization Lesson from Flight of the Conchords

July 18th, 2007 · 1 Comment

I was watching this Flight of the Conchords clip where a guy named Brian bumps into a girl named Jenny, but can’t remember her name (or anything about her) for the entire song. Never has nervous laughter been put to music more awkwardly or hilariously. Being married to someone with an uncanny memory for names [...]

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